After reaching the Bizarre in Wasteland 3, players have the chance to pickup a short sidequest called A Nightmare in the Bizarre that will send them to eliminate a number of Payasos in the Warrens. Before fans can kill all of these enemies, though, they must first use a limerick to unlock a gate controlled by a particularly foul-mouthed console, and this guide looks to assist players who are having trouble arriving at the correct limerick answer in Wasteland 3.
The first step to uncovering the limerick in this new isometric RPG from developer inXile Entertainment is to best all of the Payasos in the area. This will give players access to three notes, each of which contains one part of Wasteland 3's limerick answer, and here is where to find all of them:
- Limerick Note Pt. 1: On the ground at the Prison Block.
- Limerick Note Pt. 2: On the ground in the Diner.
- Limerick Note Pt. 3: On the ground at the Playground.
With these three notes in hand, Wasteland 3 players should head to the gate at the north end of the area and recite the limerick. This is done simply by interacting with the monitor in front of the gate, and fans will receive prompts to use the notes that they have collected for the first three lines. They will not have a note for the fourth and final line, however, and the correct choice at this stage is: "And sh*t down your throats til you choke."
After picking this profanity-laden dialogue option, the gate will immediately swing open, and on the other side are a number of additional Payasos. Players can now dispatch these final foes and then return to Flab the Inhaler to collect their rewards. Among these rewards is +15 Monster Army reputation, and this will put fans one step closer to recruiting Ananda Rabindranath, a Wasteland 3 NPC found in the Bizarre exterior, to Ranger HQ as a tailor.
While A Nightmare in the Bizarre may not be quite as involved as some of the other sidequests in the game, such as the Wolfe's Hunt sidequest that asks players to track down various synths, it still gives the fans the chance to do some additional exploration and earn some rewards. There is also certainly humor to be found in the limerick portion of the quest, and that alone may make pursuing this mission a worthwhile endeavor for those players who are really enjoying the writing in Wasteland 3.
Wasteland 3 is out now on PC, PS4, and Xbox One.