So there’s this game you may have heard of called The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. From what I understand, a few people are playing it. I also understand that a few people liked it. What I did not realize is that along with all the other customization options the player has in the game, their character is given a Santa Claus-style bottomless bag that is perfect for carrying around all the other items in the game. And that item has more customization options than anything else in the game.
It has its own storyline. It’s able to have a relationship with other other bags. It can even marry another bag that it finds appealing due to that bag’s outstanding and hypnotizing Bedazzled picture of a dragon hugging a werebear. The bag is really the most important piece of the entire game. For anyone who thought they were spending hours upon hours of carefully crafting their character’s life and persona, be honest with yourself, this is really the bag’s story.
However, if you look down at the full-color image down below. You’ll notice that this forgetful adventurer has forgotten his sacred satchel. What do you mean you can’t see the color in the image? Black & white? No, the image is full color. Just keep staring at it until whatever is wrong with your eyes corrects itself, and you can go about your day like a normal, color-seeing human being. Black and white… indeed.
For those of you who are bag-less at the moment, you can always pick up a copy of Skyrim right and remedy that problem.