Princess Tiabeanie Mariabeanie De La Rochambeaux Grunkwitz (yes that's her full name) is the main protagonist of Disenchantment. Bean is full of sass and is the exact opposite of what you would expect a princess to be. This leads her to be the source of a lot of the series's most hilarious moments.
With season three streaming now, fans are excited for more moments of hilarity to ensue. Bean has had plenty of witty one-liners and fans have plenty more to look forward to.
9 "I Thought I'd Get Married For True Love, Or Because I Was Wasted."
Who hasn't had to get married for a political alliance? This quote just how absurd Bean can be as royalty. The fact that she would have been fine being married after a one night stand also shows Bean's priorities are wacky at best and confusing at worst.
With how Bean behaves on the show, it is hard to not worry for whoever decides to gift her an engagement ring someday. Still, everyone deserves to find love, right?
8 "Look, I'm Not Some Damsel In Distress! Well, Technically I Guess I Am, But Still."
The damsel in distress trope is so overdone that it's hilarious when Bean herself basically admits so to the audience. This one comes from the episode Our Bodies, Our Elves where the loveable Elfo is trying to rescue her from another mishap while they quest to find an ancient cure.
Bean is a woman that likes to take care of herself and solve her own problems and it's hard not to respect that. It's still okay to be saved by an elf friend now and then though!
7 "Oh My Gosh, It's Exactly Like My Bedroom From When I Was Little! What Are These Frilly Dresses Doing In My Liquor Cabinet?"
Maybe this is the reason that cartoon characters always wear the same outfit. If they have nothing in their closets but liquor, it's not like they have many other options. Or perhaps that's just more of a Bean problem.
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Audiences learn a lot about Bean's childhood as the series goes on but the fact that she had a legitimate liquor cabinet as a kid explains a lot. King Zøg really is a horrible parent sometimes. Let's just hope it was him drinking it and not a small child.
6 "Oh, Floor, You're Always There For Me. So Supportive. Not Like Walls And Staircases, Always Getting In My Way."
With King Zøg's terrible parenting and her mom being a statue for most of her life, it's not like Bean had a lot of role models growing up. With how much she's shown drinking, it would make sense that Bean has fallen down staircases and ran into walls many times.
That, and she potentially spent a night sleeping off a rager on a cold palace floor. While she might come from riches, Bean seems quite happy to sleep on the hard floor when coming off a bender.
5 "Whoa, This Is Big. I Really Need Some Time To Drink About This."
Some people sleep on their problems overnight. Bean chooses to drink them under the table. This moment shows exactly how Bean's brain operates when it comes to any serious problems. When all else fails, head down to the tavern.
Still, one can't help but wonder if she's killing off all those valuable brain cells she needs to think with in the first place. If anything, this explains some of the more rash decisions she makes during the series.
4 "Wow, That's The Best Soup I Ever Had!"
Who doesn't love a good soup? Warm, hearty, delicious soups are lovely and healthy comfort food. Some soups even have alcohol as an ingredient like beer cheese soup, but the soup Bean enjoys in the series is something else entirely.
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It turns out, the soup is literally just whiskey. Seriously, just warmed up whiskey in a bowl. How does that not burn horribly going down her throat? Plus, a single shot of whiskey alone has an average of 105 calories. An entire bowl of the stuff is likely enough to count for several days of meals.
3 "Mention My Buck-Teeth Again And I'll Use Them To Bite Out Your Spinal Cord."
Even the ever-confident princess has a particular sore spot. As King Zøg gives himself an award for his impressive parenting (really Zøg?), he makes mention of Bean's buck-teeth.
While it leads to a warm moment, Bean instantly turns back on the comedy with this creative threat that sounds like something you'd see in a Mortal Kombat game. What button combinations are required to perform Bean's fatality?
2 "I'm A Princess, I Can't Do My Own Bidding"
Bean seems to hate the princess's life unless it somehow provides her an advantage. This line shows the signature selfishness of her character and is a major contrast to how she decides to go out on literal quests herself. Which one is it Bean, helplessness or independence?
It's a perfect quote that shows who she is as a character. She's too lazy to do anything seriously unless it seriously benefits her in some way. She's pretty selfish, but at least she does get things done when necessary.
1 "I'll Never Be Anything More Than A Wealthy Queen Of A Fabulous Faraway Kingdom...It's My Destiny.”
Oh, the horrors of living the privileged life of a princess! This quote is the epitome of who Bean is as a person. The ultimate dream for many people, to be served upon hand and foot, to rule over an entire nation, is a depressing nightmare to her.
It's also perfect as Bean's life turns out to be far more exciting than just sitting in a castle all day. She couldn't have been more wrong when she said this quote, and the irony is not lost on fans as the series continues to put her into more and more exciting intrigue.