First Day on the Job

Complete "Luigi's Girls"

Without a Scratch

Deliver Mike Lips' car without a scratch on first attempt

Escape Artist

Use 20 police bribes

Disposing of the Evidence

Crush a car at the junkyard

Mob Boss

Keep the two mafia members alive during "Triads and Tribulations"

Street Sweeper

Waste 100 gang members

Planned Ahead

Take out Chunky Lee Chong with a car gigged with a bomb

Got This Figured Out

Use a coach to pick up all 8 prostitutes in the mission "The Fuzz Ball"

By a Mile

Complete the "Turismo" race in under 180 seconds

Wreckless Driving

Perform a perfect insane stunt

Wheels Up

Complete 20 unique jumps

Come Out to Play-y-y-y

Kill 25 gang members with melee weapons/fists

Liberty City Minute

Survive with less than 10 hp for 1 minute

Full Artillery

Use every weapon in the game at least once

A Marked Man

Complete "Last Requests"

Offshore Delivery

Complete "A Drop in the Ocean"

Not So Fast

Complete "The Exchange"

A Gift from teh King

Complete the "Kingdom Come" mission

Man Toyz

Complete every RC Toyz mission

Splish Splash

Extinguish 15 fires during a single Fire Truck mission

Playing Doctor

Complete Paramedic level 12

Going Rogue

Kill 15 criminals during one Vigilante mission

Dirty Money

Amass a fortune of $1,000,000

Right-hand Man

Earn a criminal rating of 2,500

Furious First Responder

Complete Paramedic, Firefighter, Vigilante

Liberty City Secrets

Collect 100 hidden packages

Is That All You've Got?

Achieve 100% completion

King of Liberty City

Unlock all achievements

Got Any Stories, Old Man?

Complete "Cipriani's Chauffeur"

Talks a Lot

Complete all phone missions

Blood in the Streets

Pass all 20 Rampages

Instigator

Complete 10 Rampages

Chasing Paper

Amass a fortune of $500,000

Am Walkin' Here

Die from being run over

Hunting Season

Destroy five helicopters

Repeat Offender

Get busted 20 times

Cheaters Do Prosper!

Blow up 2,000 cars

Play Fetch

Complete the Portland Docks and Shoreside Vale import/export car lists

Pest Control

Deliver all emergency vehicles to the crane at the Portland Docks

Relief Pitcher

Extinguish 20 fires during a single Fire Truck mission

Like a Boss

Earn a criminal rating of 5,000 or higher

Fare Game

Pick up Curly Bob in a Taxi during "Cutting the Grass"

Recycler

Crush 25 cars

Born in the 80's

Listen to all music stations at least once

Running Rampant

Complete Vigilante mission level 12

Iron-y

Kill the property developer with a Golf Club during "Four Iron"

Not my First Time

Complete mission "G-Spotlight" without falling from the rooftops

One is Better Than Two

Perform a 30 second wheelie

Point A to Point B

Drop off 25 passengers driving the taxi

High Quality H20

Extinguish 10 fires

Pie Guy

Deliver 10 pizzas

Bull in a China Shop

Cause $1,000,000 in property damage

Vice City Mogul

Own 10 properties

Salutations My Little Friend

Use the M4 to take out Diaz during the mission "Rub Out"

Catch Me If You Can

Achieve a six-star wanted level

Somebody Call the Wambulance?

Complete Paramedic mission level 12

Greasy Palms

Use a police bribe to reduce your wanted level

Just Like the Real Thing

Win the RC Bandit Race

Keepie-Uppy Okie Dokie

Earn a high score of 5 with the Keepie-Uppy Beach Ball

Gun for Hire

Complete all assassination contracts

I'm Famous!

Earn the Stuff of Legends media attention rank

Don't Need Roads

Hit max speed in a Deluxo

Daredevil

Complete 36 unique jumps

Legal Counsel

Complete the "Riot" mission

Life of the Party

Complete the "All Hands on Deck!" mission

South American Connection

Complete the "Supply & Demand" mission

Big Heat from Little Havana

Complete the "Trojan Voodoo" mission

Chauffeur

Complete the "Publicity Tour" mission

Tommy Two-Wheels

Complete the "Hog Tied" mission

Grand Theft Auto

Retrieve every wanted vehicle at Sunshine Autos Import Garage

Bloodstained Hands

Earn the Butcher criminal rating

Take the Cannoli

Earn the Godfather criminal rating

Mischief Managed

Complete the "Keep Your Friends Close..." mission

Chopper'd Up

Kill all hostile NPCs during the mission "Demolition Man" using the RC chopper's blades

City Sleuth

Find 100 hidden packages

Done it All

Earn 100% completion

Kingpin

Unlock all achievements

Put 'Em Up

Knock off 15 stores

Offender

Attain 50 wanted stars

Retro Lewk

Wear every outfit in the game at least once

Scouring the City

Find 50 hidden packages

Break it Up

Cause $500,000 in property damage

Target Practice

Perform 50 headshots

Prime Real Estate

Purchase all properties

Vice Vice Baby

Complete the Cherry Popper dealer subgame

Baked Distractions

Highjack the tank without alerting the army first, during "Sir, Yes Sir!"

Getting Started

Complete "Big Smoke"

With Extra Dip

Buy 8 meals from Cluckin' Bell throughout the game

The End of the Line

Complete "End of the Line"

Hoopin it Up

Score at least 30 points in the basketball mini-game

A Legitimate Business

Export all three car lists

I'll Have Two Number 9s

Reach maximum weight

The American Dream

Purchase any house

Pay 'n' Spray

Use a Pay 'n' Spray with wanted level

Bike or Biker

Complete BMX or NRG challenge

Who Needs Directions?

Find Mike Toreno without any of the referenced locations during "Mike Toreno"

Libert City State of Mind

Complete the "Saint Mark's Bistro" mission

Swiss Army Strife

Max all weapon skills

School's Out

Fully complete a vehicle school

Horror of the Santa Maria

Drown

They Can't Stop All of Us

Sneak into the underground base without setting off the alarm above ground

Smooth Moves

Perform a perfect dance routine

What the City Needs

Complete 12 levels of Vigilante

Saviour

Complete 12 levels of Paramedic

Rescue a Kitten Too?

Complete 12 levels of Firefighter

Yes I Speak English

Reach 50 fares in Taxi Mode

Lucky Spinner

Win at least $1,000 in a single spin of the Wheel of Fortune

What Happens in Las Venturas...

Complete "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom"

All Dressed Up for San Fierro

Complete "The Green Sabre"

Not a Player

Go on at least one date with every potential girlfriend

What are the Odds

Win a race in Inside Track Betting

Double or Nothin'

Put all your money or the maximum bet on red or black and win

Assassin

Stealth kill all enemies in the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes"

Original Gangster

Reach maximum respect

Today Was a Good Day

Go 24 hours (in-game) without breaking the law, being wanted, killing or harming anyone

Public Enemy No. 1

Reach 6 wanted stars

Chick Magnet

Achieve maximum sex appeal

Ain't Nothing But a G Thing

Own all gang warfare turfs, properties, and have $1,000,000

Remastered

Earn 100% completion

...Here We Go Again

Start a new game after getting 100% on a save file

I Ain't No Buster

Unlock all achievements

Sticky Fingers

Earn $50,000 through burglary missions

81 Years Too Late

Spend 24 hours on foot in the countryside (looking for Big Foot)

Get a Pump

Do a barbell curl or benchpress at any gym

Beat the Cock

Win the Beat the Cock marathon

Metrosexual

Spend $6,969 on clothes, hair, and tattoos

Where'd He Go?

Escape the police 20 times using the Pay 'n' Spray

High As a Kite

Fly as high as possibe/Hit the height limit

Represent

Purchase a Grove Street tattoo

Assert Yourself Next Time

Fail a mission

Serial Offender

Get arrested 50 times

Freight Date

Take the train between cities

Time to Kill

Watch Credits to the end

Lots of Guns

Unlock all weapons