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It really doesn't make sense, does it? Mario is worse than Hurley from Lost. It has to be a glandular thing, right? He runs and jumps everywhere and sticks to a fairly strict vegetarian diet. And have you ever seen a more active athlete? Between tennis, baseball and soccer, it's unbelievable that there's any fat at all on the portly plumber. His recent other-wordly travels mean he can go toe-to-toe with any of the world's toughest and fit astronauts.

Maybe it's all muscle, like one of those World's Strongest Man competition guys that only looks fat but can pull a semi-truck with their teeth while biting down on a piece of oily bacon. We've all seen him toss Bowser's rotund figure around like it's nothing. Well, whatever it is, at least the Mushroom Kingdom's finest catch is a chubby-chaser.