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Pssst, hey. You want to know the real reason why Master Chief has been AWOL for the last two Halo games? Look no further than the scandalous image we received from our fearless paparazzi sketch artist. (Yeah, they have those.)

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The legendary Spartan has been camped out there since Halo 3, doing nothing but eating UNSC-issued rations and talking to a pile of empty Red Bull cans that he thinks is Cortana about "pwning noobz." Suffice it to say, he's pretty excited for Call of Duty: Black Ops.