Name

Description

Wake & Bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Making Some Dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

So Baked Right Now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Fledgling Bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Affluent Bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

World-famous Bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Cosmic Bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Galactic Bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Universal Bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Timeless Bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Infinite Bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Immortal Bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't Stop Me Now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

You Can Stop Now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Cookies All The Way Down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

The Land of Milk and Cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

He Who Controls The Cookies Controls The Universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Are You Gonna Eat All That?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

In the Mouth of Madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Brought to You by the Letter Money

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

The Dreams In Which I'm Baking Are The Best I've Ever Had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Set for Life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bursting at the Seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just About Full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hungry for More

Bake 1 quattuodrdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuodrdecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

A Sometimes Food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not Enough of a Good Thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of Plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Large and in-charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely Stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only Wafer-Thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Think Big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize Me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max Capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Name

Description

Casual Baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Hardcore Baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Steady Tasty Stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Cookie Monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Mass Producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Cookie Vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Cookie Pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Cookie Quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Oh Hey, You're Still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Let's Never Bake Again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

A World Filled With Cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

When This Baby Hits 36 Quadrillion Cookies per Hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Fast and Delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Cookiehertz: A Really, Really Tasty Hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second. "Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway."

Woops, You Solved World Hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second. "Mother Nature will be like 'slowwwww dowwwwwn'."

Faster Menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

And Yet, You're Still Hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second. "Wow!"

Knead For Speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second. "How did we not make that one yet?"

Well The Cookies Start Coming and They Don't Stop Coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second. "Didn't make sense not to click for fun."

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second. "How can you have any cookies if you don't bake your dough?"

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Running with Scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Rarefield Air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Push it to The Limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Green Cookies Sleep Furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Leisurely Pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Gotta Go Fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy Flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Name

Description

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 clicks from clicking.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 clicks from clicking.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million clicks from clicking.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion from clicking.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion clicks from clicking.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion clicks from clicking.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion clicks from clicking.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion clicks from clicking.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion clicks from clicking.

The Ultimate Clickdown

Make 1 sextillion clicks from clicking.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion clicks from clicking.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion clicks from clicking.

Clickety Split

Make 1 octillion clicks from clicking.

Name

Description

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Extreme Polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors. "& KNUCKLES"

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

The Devil's Workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Click Delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Freaky Jazz Hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Name

Description

Just wrong

Sell a grandma. "I thought you loved me."

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from Grandmas.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from Grandmas.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from Grandmas.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types. "14's a crowd!"

Name

Description

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms

Farm ill

Have 100 farms

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms

Homegrown

Have 200 farms

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms

Seedy business

Have 300 farms

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms

Overripe

Have 550 farms

In the green

Have 600 farms

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Name

Description

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Name

Description

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

The Incredible Machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Labor of Love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Patently Genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Name

Description

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Name

Description

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Living on a Prayer

Have 550 temples.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

New World Order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Name

Description

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Charms and Enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Curses and Maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Magic Kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

The Wizarding World

Have 250 wizard towers.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers. "(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)"

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Hocus Pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Manafest Destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Name

Description

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments. "Yes, there is. You're currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657."

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Name

Description

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

The Secrets of the Universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

The Work of a Lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Gold, Jerryl! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Bad Chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

I've got the Midas Touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Name

Description

A Whole New World

Have 1 portal.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Dimensional Shift

Have 100 portals.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

A Place Lost in Time

Have 250 portals.

Forbidden Zone

Have 300 portals.

He Comes (Steam Version: Here He Comes)

Have 350 portals.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Your brain gets small but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Even more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Bizarro World

Reach level 10 portals.

Name

Description

Time Warp

Have 1 time machine.

Alternate Timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Rewriting History

Have 100 time machines.

Time Duke

Have 150 time machines.

Forever and Ever

Have 200 time machines.

Heat Death

Have 250 time machines.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Groundhog Day

Have 450 time machines.

The Years Start Coming

Have 500 time machines.

Caveman to Cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Spacetime Jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Be kind, reward

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Deja vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Name

Description

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Quirky Quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Exotic Matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Particular Tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Nuclear Throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Chubby Hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Name

Description

Lone Photon

Have 1 prism.

Dazzling Glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Blinding Flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unending Glow

Have 150 prisms.

Rise and Shine

Have 200 prisms.

Bright Future

Have 250 prisms.

Harmony of the Spheres

Have 300 prisms.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

My Eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Optical Illusion

Have 450 prisms.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

A Light Snack

Have 550 prisms.

Making Light of the Situation

Have 600 prisms.

Praise the Sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Name

Description

Lucked Out

Have 1 chancemaker.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Tempting Fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose

Have 600 chancemakers.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Murphy's Wild Guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Name

Description

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Sierpinski Rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Name

Description

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Curly Braces

Have 550 javascript consoles. "Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes."

Duck Typing

Have 600 javascript consoles. "Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?"

Inherited Prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

A model of Document Object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Name

Description

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Name

Description

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,000 buildings. "He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of him, and he said: let there be civilization."

Grand Design

Own 4,000 buildings. "They'll remember you forever!"

Ecumenopolis

Own 8,000 buildings. "Getting a wee bit cramped."

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades. "One can always do better. But should you?"

The Full Picture

Purchase 300 upgrades. "So that's where that fits in!"

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades. "...keep going."

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. "Excellence doesn't happen overnight - it usually takes a good couple days."

Renaissance Baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings. "If you have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants - a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct."

The Elder Scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. "Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie."

One with Everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive object, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Centennial and a Half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything. "You crazy person."

Bicentennial and a Half

Have at least 250 of everything. "Keep on tuckin'."

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything. "Can't stop, won't stop. Probably should stop, though."

Tricentennial and a Half

Have at least 350 of everything. "(it's free real estate)"

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything. "You've had to do horrible things to get this far. Horrible... horrible things."

Quadricentennial and a Half

Have at least 450 of everything. "At this point, you might just be compensating for something."

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything. "Some people would say you're halfway there. We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism."

Quincentennial and a Half

Have at least 550 of everything. "This won't fill the churning void inside, you know."

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything. "Hey, nice milestone!"

Name

Description

Golden Cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Lucky Cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

A Stroke of Luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black Cat's Paw

Click 7777 golden cookies.

Early Bird

Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Fading Luck

Click a Golden Cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Name

Description

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades "Jellicles can and jellicles do! Make sure to wash your jellicles every day!"

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie. "You did it!"

Tiny Cookie

Click the tiny cookie. "These aren't the cookies you're clicking for."

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement slot. "All you had to do was ask."

Tabloid addiction

Click on news ticker at least 50 times. "Page 6: Mad individual clicks on a picture of a pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom! Also page 6: British Parliament ate my baby!"

Olden Days

Find the forgotten madeleine. "DashNet Farms remembers."

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny Clicker

Click really, really fast. "Well I'll be!"

Name

Description

Elder Nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. "we are eternal"

Elder Slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. "our mind outlives the universe"

Elder Calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. "we have fed"

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Name

Description

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar Rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavaties

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps. "My lumps my lumps my lumps."

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Maillard Reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Name

Description

Spooky Cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to Town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All Hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it Snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Lovely Cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & Seek Champion

Unlock all the eggs.

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Description

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. "Easy come, easy go."

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. "Back to square one."

From Scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. "It's been fun."

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. "There are many things that need to be erased"

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. "Presto! ...where'd the cookies go?"

Nil Zero Zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. "To summarize: really not very much at all."

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. "Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being."

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. "Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining."

Negative Void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. "You now have so few cookies that it's almost like you have a negative amount of them."

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. "Very well then."

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. "Good day sir!"

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. "Started from the bottom, now we're here."

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. "(as we know it)"

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. "Missed us?"

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. "All rise."

Smurf Account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. "It's like you just appeared out of the blue!"

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. But isn't that the definition of insanity?"

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Description

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells. "I'm a what?"

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1000 mature garden plants.

In the Garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants. "Isn't tending to those precious little plants just so rock and/or roll?"

Keeper of the Conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial Public Offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie Numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market stock. "Gotta pump those numbers up!"

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every market stock. "What kind of individual is out there cramming camels through needle holes anyway?"

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market stock.

Make my day

Make a day of CPS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CPS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid Scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Liquid Assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. "We're all so proud of you."

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Description

Four-leaf Cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously. "Fairly rare, considering cookies don't even have leaves."

Seven Horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Endless Cycle

Ascend 1,000 times. "Oh hey, it's you again."

Cheated Cookies taste awful

Hack in cookies.

God Complex

Name yourself Orteil. Note: usurpers incur a -1% CPS penalty until they rename themselves something else. "But that's not you, is it?"

Third-party

Use an add-on. "Some find vanilla to be the most boring flavor."

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Speed Baking I

Get to 1 million cookies in 35 minutes.

Speed Baking II

Get to 1 million cookies in 25 minutes.

Speed Baking III

Get to 1 million cookies in 15 minutes.

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks. "This kinda defeats the whole purpose, doesn't it?"

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. "You monster!"

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Gaseous Assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CPS ($31,536,000).

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Getting even with the oven

Defeat Sentient Furnace (factory)

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Now this is pod-smashing

Defeat the Ascended Baking Pod (factory)

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Chirped Out

Defeat Chirpy (rare)

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Follow the white rabbit

Defeat the sugar bunny (rare)