Borderlands 2's Tiny Tina is one of the most memorable characters in the series, to say the least. Her hilarious dialogue and quests immediately made an impact with players, so much so that she got her own DLC with Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep.

RELATED: Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do In Borderlands 3Players who don't pay attention to her non-stop speedy dialogue might miss some of Tina's funniest and most iconic lines. Even though she is only 13 in Borderlands 2, this tea-party-loving explosives expert has quite the affinity for crude language and jokes a 13-year-old probably shouldn't know anything about.

Updated April 19, 2022 by Erik Petrovich: The release of Tiny Tina's Wonderlands has fans of the Borderlands series returning to the DLC that inspired it to begin with: Tiny Tina's Assault On Dragon Keep for Borderlands 2. She's one of the series most memorable characters, right up there with Handsome Jack and Claptrap, and now finally gets the spotlight in her own game. If one were to put her into a classic alignment chart, Tiny Tina is a solid chaotic-good character - a girl with a good heart but more than one or two screws loose. As such, her dialogue throughout the games and spin-off games is some of the most memorable of any characters, thanks to her perverted sense of humor and penchant for explosives.

3 Best Tiny Tina Quotes In Tiny Tina's Wonderlands and Assault on Dragon Keeptiny-tinas-wonderlands-logo-clap

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands is the recently-released and hotly-anticipated follow-up to one of the most revered DLCs in all of gaming – Tiny Tina's Assault On Dragon Keep for Borderlands 2. Just like the DLC, Tiny Tina's Wonderlands takes the form of a Borderlands-flavored RPG narrated by the one and only Tiny Tina.

The in-universe name of Tiny Tina's favorite tabletop RPG is Bunkers and Badasses, a fitting transcription of Dungeons and Dragons to suit Borderlands' weapons and aesthetic – and by all appearances, it's just as crazy of a game as Tiny Tina's personality.

Dungeon Masters Gotta' Improvise

If you've ever been the DM for a tabletop RPG like Dungeons and Dragons or Pathfinger you are probably all too familiar with the feeling of being put on the spot. In Tiny Tina's Wonderlands, players get a taste of what Tiny Tina does as a narrator when pushed into a corner.

Tina's Quote: "We- b-because... a... uh... uh, SURPRISE AMBUSH!"

Tiny Tina Describes Flamerock Refuge

Tiny Tina, being the narrator and DM for the game of Bunkers and Badasses players experience in the Assault on Dragon Keep DLC, sometimes forgets to describe certain details of the environment. It's natural as a dungeon master to leave out some details - this stands out because the environment changes around the player as she suddenly adds detail.

Tina's Quote: "...I meant to say, it's eternal night, and you hear spooky music, and the whole area kinda smells like butts and dead people."

2 Best Tiny Tina Quotes In Borderlands 2Tiny Tina Borderlands 2 Intro Quotes

Tiny Tina debuted in the main campaign of Borderlands 2 and instantly became a fan favorite for being the Vault Hunters go-to demolitions expert even though she's just a nutty 13-year-old girl living in a wasteland.

RELATED: Borderlands Characters That Are Just Perfect (& That Are Just Annoying)She helps the player blow up a Hyperion train that supposedly contains a Vault Key, and starts to look up to Roland amidst all the chaos of her life. Along the way, she solidifies herself as one of the most memorable characters in the series thanks to her bubbly quips, childishly chaotic mannerisms, and memorable quotes.

Introducing Mushy Snugglebites and Felicia Sexopants

Soon upon meeting up with Tiny Tina in Borderlands 2, the player is introduced to her explosive friends Mushy Snugglebites and Felicia Sexopants. The two rabbits are stuffed with explosives, ready to go, but Tina needs the player to find "their badonkadonks" first.

Tina's Quote: "This here's Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I'ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get 'em!"

I'm A Little Teapot...

When the player gets everything Tina needs to put together the explosives, she waits until they leave her garage to close the door and get to work. If the player stands nearby, though, they can hear her sing a little tune while she rigs the two stuffed rabbits.

Tina's Quote: "I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt.*explosion noise* Uh... whoops."

Starting The Tea Party

The quest to officially start Tiny Tina's tea party begins after the player lures Flesh-Stick back to Tina's hideaway. She sits Flesh-Stick in his seat, then it's up to the player to initiate the festivities, just not in the traditional sense. Flesh-Stick was directly responsible for the death of Tiny Tina's parent, so this is just the latter's form of justice.

Tina's Quote: "When you are ready to begin the Tea Party, please smack Mister Flesh-Stick in his b*tch face."

The Crumpocalypse

Tiny Tina might not come across this way, but she's something of a stereotypical princess under all of that hardened crazy skin. She loves tea parties, being girly, and has a special fondness for crumpets. She and Mordecai get into a talk about how it's not good for her to eat so many crumpets, which is apparently the only food Tiny Tina eats.

Tina's Quote: "Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocalypse."

Fangirling For A Murderer

Despite her inner princess, Tiny Tina also has a special fondness for mass murderers. Her upbringing was a little bit less than orthodox, to say the least, and she idolizes those who can match her insanity (save, perhaps, for Roland).

Tina's Quote: "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Do you know who just arrived in Beatdown? SULLY THE STABBER! He's my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE WORLD! You HAVE to go get his autograph for me."

Tiny Tina Cuts Deep

When the player hands in the parts Tiny Tina needs to fix her explosive rabbits in Borderlands 2, she orders them out of the room so she can have some peace and quiet to work. The player can hear her sing the Little Teapot song, but if they don't leave and instead talk to Tina over and over again, she'll eventually threaten them.

Tina's Quote: "Hey I told ya'z to get outta heeya, get out or do I gotta shank a b*tch?"

Burning All The Babies

Towards the end of the Tiny Tina arc in Borderlands 2, the player finally blows up the train with Mushy and Felicia that is supposed to be carrying a vault key. When one explosive misses the train and blows up the track, Tina's excitement gets the better of her.

Tina's Quote: "AHAHAHA! BURN ALL THE BABIES!" (It is not known which babies Tina is referring to).

A Rap Song Tiny Tina Wrote

After blowing up the train carrying a vault key (and the track as well), the player must get up to the train to search its interior. While this part of the mission serves as a goodbye to Tiny Tina for a while in-game, it's fitting that she says something goofy as the player climbs up to the wreckage.

Tina's Quote: "Climb the pipe to the train or you'll go insane wut wut. That's a rap song I wrote."

1 Best Tiny Tina Quotes In Other Borderlands Games And Other DLCBorderlands 3 Tina Art Title

Tiny Tina appears in almost every Borderlands game, Tales From The Borderlands and the original game being the only exceptions. Though she only plays a major role in Borderlands 2 and Tiny Tina's Wonderlands, her appearances in other games are as memorable as the first time players meet her.

RELATED: Pro Tips For Borderlands 3 You Should KnowIn the Borderlands 2 DLCs she gives the Vault Hunters more explosive assistance and narrates her very own Borderlands-flavored tabletop RPG – the same DLC that inspired Wonderlands. In the Pre Sequel and Borderlands 3 she only appears in the game briefly, but Tiny Tina always steals the spotlight when she's involved.

BL2 Commander Lilith DLC - Bombs Back At Sanctuary

Tiny Tina would be nothing without her strange, semi-perverted sense of humor. Not everyone would think of explosives as sexy, but then again, Tiny Tina is an expert who finds it hard to control herself around bombs. In the Commander Lillith DLC for Borderlands 2, Tina shows up to provide explosive assistance.

Tina's Quote: "I left some reeaaal sexy bombs back on Sanctuary. Oh, just thinkin' bout 'em... come on, think about 'em with me. Yeeeeeah. Together now. Hohhhhh."

Borderlands 3 - Tiny Tina Gets Deep... For A Moment

After such a rough life growing up on Pandora, one might think Tina learned a lot about things like human suffering and violence. In Borderlands 3, Tina is a grown-up, but she's still anything but mature or contemplative.

Tina's Quote: "You ever think about how many people we've killed? How many lives we've snuffed out, removing all hope for redemption? Condemning our victims to eternal judgment because of our petty whims and desire for loot and glory? Me neither b********tch!

Borderlands the Pre Sequel - Tina Knows What Athena's Been Up To

Borderlands: The Pre Sequel featured a handful of familiar faces for fans of the first two Borderlands games, including Handsome Jack (well, his doppelganger), Claptrap, and Tiny Tina. In Borderlands: The Pre Sequel she asks Athena about what happened to Janey Springs, one of the first characters players meet on the moon.

Tina's Quote: "Hey Athena, whatever happened to that Springs cutey? Is she still on the moon? Do you ever hang out, if you know what I mean?" She then whispers, "I know you do."

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