For those of you who haven’t collapsed from the Black Friday madness (or bought most of your discounted items online) we thank you for joining us again this week for the Game Ranter Banter.
While Black Friday is one of the topics this week, we’ll also be discussing the Call of Juarez reboot, possible Wii U launch titles, the review bombing of Jurassic Park: The Game and. Keep reading and feel free to share your thoughts!
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Anthony Taormina
Hang Up and Try Again
Just the other day, Ubisoft sent out a survey that suggested they would be giving the Call of Juarez series another go, but this time, Techland would be sticking to the series’ Western roots. Highlighting many elements that make up a good Western story, this survey was essentially a wish list fans had before Call of Juarez: The Cartel released and ruined all those plans.
While, in my heart, I would like to give Call of Juarez another chance, I feel so burned by The Cartel that it’s hard to want to return to the cult series. Sure, a do-over is certainly permitted, but to me The Cartel showed a clear misunderstanding of the franchise’s appeal.
There were claims that the drug cartels of the US/Mexico border are like the “new Wild West,” but that just sounded like justification for a bold move that they knew wasn’t going to pay off. What I would rather see happen, instead of this re-do, is Ubisoft secede the Western genre to Rockstar, because they squandered a good thing.
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Riley Little
Wii U Please Give Us Some Solid Launch Titles Nintendo?
As we edge ever closer to the final month of 2011, and attempt to finish off the pile of games that robbed us of our hard-earned money this November, it’s easy to start becoming excited for what the new year will bring. Besides another “end of the world” theory, games like Mass Effect 3, Bioshock: Infinite, and Halo 4 are all scheduled to knock the socks off of gamers. The launch of a new video game console however, is a special event – and the Wii U‘s launch in particular will be an extremely interesting one.
Nintendo has a lot invested in their new system, but all the bells and whistles in the world won’t do anything if there aren’t some must-have games that launch alongside it. The Nintendo 3DS is proof of this philosophy, and Nintendo knows they simply cannot afford to have another horrendous launch like their currently recovering portable.
So what will we see? A new Legend of Zelda? Mario Kart 8? Super Mario Bros. U? Super Smash Bros. Universe?
Gamers should expect at least one of these with the new console, but it’d be nice to get more.
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Anthony Mole
Metacriticasaurus Rex
Review bombing has become a common practice these days. Say something to anger people on the internet and expect to see Metacritic or Amazon user reviews become flooded with zeroes. But recently, one has to ask, is this really warranted?
It was ousted late last week that two employees of TellTale Games were boosting Jurassic Park: The Game‘s Metacritic user score by giving it perfect 10s. Naturally, this ignited the flames of the internet and a few people flocked to the site in order to “balance out the score.” The problem? There were two tens from the TellTale employees and an innumerable amount of zeroes from Metacritic users to the point where the game now has 68 negative user scores (versus 22 positive) with a user average of 2.8/10.
As detailed in our review of Jurassic Park: The Game, it isn’t that bad. It has two major flaws but it’s something Jurassic Park fans will be able to overlook, and to review bomb the game because two employees may or may not have been told to inflate the score is actually worse than TellTale’s alleged actions.
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Ben Kendrick
All I Want for Christmas is a Black Eye and Pepper Spray
While many video game fans were nestled snug in their beds, recovering from swollen bellies and a Tryptophan overdose, hordes of Black Friday shoppers were lined up, ready to snag the hottest holiday items at bargin prices. One such item? A discounted Xbox 360 system package at a Wal-Mart (Xbox 360 4Gb Console with Gears of War 3 & 3 month Xbox Live for $199 + $50 Gift Card) – which, apparently, was such a steal that one would-be customer pepper-sprayed 20 other people in line just to get an edge and increase her chances of securing one of the consoles.
We’ve all heard these horror stories before of customers who are trampled as the crowd surged forward when the store doors opened. However, unlike mob-mentality accidents – the pepper spray attack was essentially premeditated. What is wrong with our culture that someone could choose a video game system over the safety of their fellow man (or woman)? No doubt, we all love a great deal – that’s why we put together our Black Friday 2011 Deal Guide – but holiday shopping really is getting hazardous to our health.
As a result, do your part and, should you find yourself on the front-lines next Black Friday, show some restraint and, well, bring your riot gear… just in case.
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Rob Keyes
The Elder Scrolls VI: Bug-Free
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim may be a game of the year contender, but players can’t ignore its issues. Programming an vast, open-world with so many characters, so many game mechanics and so many quests is no easy task, but this is the fourth RPG in a row to come out of Bethesda with a large amount of bugs.
In the case of Skyrim, common problems still exist. Players can accidentally steal a $1 fork and have a best friend NPC who’s letting them stay at their house attack until the player is dead. Players can stand on a pile of skeleton bones and get hurt as bones explode all over the room. NPCs can kill other NPCs who are part of a quest that need to be rescued… when said NPC is the one who gave the quest to rescue the other. Players can be a part of a conversation with multiple NPCs and not be able to hear one of them, no matter what the volume settings are at.
You’d be hard-pressed to play for an hour or two without coming across some glitching and that really ruins the immersiveness from what otherwise would have been the best game of the year, hands-down. There must be a way to have more time to test and then polish because I cannot forgive games that require me to reload a save and re-do stuff because of a problem created by the game itself and not something I did.
Oh and on the PC, why does my left-click control my right hand and the right click control my left hand with no option to switch?
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The only bug I’ve experienced was the exploding bones, othe than that I don’t find many glitches in skyrim. Atleast none of the ones mentioned above
i got some stupid one where i have been changed into a vampire and it tells me to talk to some one but everytime i go into the villages or any town im attacked everytime its stupid
Probably because you havent feed on anyone, when you dont feed for awhile people attack you.
My play time is 25 hours and apart from a couple of freezes I have never encountered a bug. Haven’t even got the mega lag associated with ps3
I’ve been playing it on the XBOX 360 and it freezes on me at least every 30 minutes of playing. Sometimes to the point of having to restart, but more often not. Besides that, I haven’t experienced any other glitches.
I’ve run in to very few glitches and, most of them, were actually pretty funny. I was walking around the hot springs and came across an elk’s rear end just randomly sticking up out of the ground. Then there was a zombie who fell half way through a door after I killed it and spazzed seizure-style.
Most serious, game breaking glitches have been luckily avoided for me. Whether it’s because I save everytime something seems sketchy (going into a dungeon or whatever) or maybe the xbox360 has fewer bugs than other platforms, I don’t know, and won’t care until I can build my super gaming computer. Worst glitchs I’ve seen was the ice spear sticking through me for ever (fix by using beast form, aka werewolf) and becoming thane of Riften (DO NOT visit your house after buying it, speak with the jarl immediately afterwards)
Worst bug ive experienced is during an animal extermination mission where im supposed to kill a sabertooth tiger but when i get there he is already dead but the marker is still over him
i’ve had the Markarth jail mission glitch on me – i finished the mission but the guards keep attacking me and and while some of them attack me others keep trying to pull me into conversations to arrest, which when i say ‘take me to jail’ it leaves the conversation and they go back to attacking me…i cant go to markarth anymore. i’ve also had people chase me everywhere trying to talk to me over and over and i cant fast travel when they do this because it says guards are chasing me, so i get far enough away from towns and then kill them. Then they show up in the town again as if it never happened.
stuck on the final part of the brotherhood quest line, the part where you go into the coffin thing, game just goes black and freezes doesn’t allow me to access dashboard or anything
other glitches include: killing someone for contract only to have to speak to them for a faction mission (legion has you beat someone you have killed which means you cant progress >:(
multiple people speaking at once thus not allowing the player to hear the most important person, enemies can detect you from anywhere and are extremely persistent (only decent enemy AI would be the giants who wander off after you create distance between the 2 of you). i could go on and on, but i’m sure everyone gets the picture
i don’t think skyrim should even be considered GoY for the amount of bs people have been going through, not only that but alot of the character and creature animations are so poorly done that a new comer to 3d animation (like myself) can out-do their animation team of with ease. textures can be blurry at times, dungeons are pretty stale and look repetitive (due to repeated textures on ever wall), balancing issues with enemies (i can one hit kill some undead but get slaughter by another in the same area).
poor game, but it will do until kingdoms of amalur comes out
Im pretty sceptical about your animation comment, I’m sure that with the things you are working on the models are a hell of a lot simpler than those in skyrim, I do kind of agree that some animations are a bit clunky, but I and many of my friends have had hours upon hours of fun, none of us have had any serious glitches, the worst I heard of was one where a bandit which was doing tiny amounts of damage did a finishing move while they were over half health
Also the unbalanced thing Is probably due to the different ranks i.e. Draugr scourge is WAY more powerful than a restless draugr
I’m about 150 hours in (on the 360) and I haven’t experienced that many bugs, and no game breaking ones. I’ve always found Bethesda’s (non game breaking) glitches kind of charming. About the biggest one I’ve experienced in Skyrim is once a mammoth dropped out of the sky right in front of me, which was actually pretty damn funny. I find that in the TES universe, silly glitches like that are actually more immersive to the experience because I always blame it on an inexperienced mage outstepping his alteration capabilities. In a world full of reality bending magic and trickster Daedra, it’s very easy to write off a bizzare bug as the work of Sheogorath.
It’s all about perspective.
I’m level 48. Completed the main story, the rebellion questline, and all of the available factions except for the thieves guild. Karliah randomly disappears on the final mission and the quest marker to talk to her is in the ground. There are seven or eight side quests I can’t start, do, or turn in. When I was doing the main quest, I had to delete alot of excess saves and reload the game several hours before where I was. Everytime I try to leave Jorvasker my xbox freezes. Farkas no longer offers heavy armor training and he is the only heavy armor trainer in the game. Origionally, I was a little upset that game informer gave Zelda a 10/10 and Skyrim only got a 9.5/10. After dealing with these bugs, I realize the 9.5 is justified.
After reading all the comments here and in other articles, I reached a conclusion: I am broken as a gamer. because no matter how much I tried, I cannot get interested in skyrim. all the videos, all the praise, all the life changing stories and for the life of me, I can’t play 15 minutes without boring myself to a stupor.
I feel very envious of all of you my friends, because a really want a nice game to spend my end of the year.