Naughty Bear Review

Published 4 years ago by , Updated February 10th, 2012 at 7:47 pm,

Short Version: While it has an interesting premise and a unique take on video game violence, Naughty Bear falls short on too many fronts to warrant a recommendation.

Naughty Bear ReviewGame Rant’s Ryan Blanchard reviews Naughty Bear

Violence and video games go together like peanut butter and chocolate. They just work. Now, if I were to tell you that there is a game that takes the brutal violence of Manhunt, but instead of taking place in a gritty, real-world setting, places you on an island straight out of a child’s storybook, inhabited by bright, colorful teddy bears, how would you react? This is the premise and gimmick behind Naughty Bear.

Now, I won’t deny that this is a novel idea for a game and if done right, could make for an incredibly enjoyable experience. Sadly, that’s not the case here. If approached in a way similar to that of the Grand Theft Auto franchise, taking place in an open world of some sort, Naughty Bear could have been so much more than it is. Instead, it falls short on its interesting premise with clumsy controls, lackluster graphics, and repetitive gameplay that doesn’t even last through this already short game. Read on for a more detailed look at Naughty Bear.

Story And Sound

You are Naughty Bear, living on a paradise island where everything is bright and happy. When one of the other bears holds a birthday party but everyone laughs at the present you make, you decide fight back, punishing anyone who gets in your way and generally being as naughty as possible throughout the ensuing events.

It’s not a complex story by any stretch of the imagination, but the way that it’s presented is one of the few positive aspects of this game. It almost feels as if you’re playing the game from within a child’s storybook or a children’s show, with an unseen narrator speaking to and influencing the title character. While the story is uninspired, I was actually drawn in by the narrator who nonchalantly egged me on as I slaughtered a town full of multicolored teddy bears.

Aside from the narrator’s voice though, nothing else stood out for me in the sound department. After the hours I put into the game, I can’t remember a single thing I heard which is definitely not a good thing. It’s one thing to subtly complement a game through the sound design, but when I can’t remember anything, that’s not serving its purpose to its fullest potential.

Naughty Bear Review

Gameplay

This is where the game could have saved itself from its many flaws. Sadly, that just didn’t happen. The first major problem I noticed when I jumped into the tutorial was just how clumsy the controls felt. Controlling Naughty Bear might not have been quite as terrible if the camera didn’t swing around him like a toddler with a sugar rush. No matter how hard I tried to keep it under control, the camera would just reset itself and continue wrecking havoc on my sense of direction and location in the environment.

How could they mess up the gameplay of a game where your sole purpose is to cause as much trouble as possible by brutally beating and killing fluffy teddy bears? By presenting you with simplistic missions that rely more on luck than actual skill to do well in. That’s how. As you take control of Naughty, each level tasks you with moving through three small areas, being naughty enough in each to open the door or bridge to the next area. These points can be earned through almost any task from smashing a window, to sneaking up behind a bear and scaring him, to brutally murdering someone.

Again, how could they have messed this up? While the developers pride themselves on using absolutely no scripting in the ways the other bears react to Naughty, relying on different personality traits for each bear, this just didn’t seem to work. It may have been a glitch, but one time I ran into a certain bear, he immediately ran in fear, while the next time I met him, he ran at me with a machete. Either that teddy bear is bipolar or there’s something wrong with the personalities, because it seemed that the bears were constantly changing their personalities between levels.

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Our Rating:

1 out of 5

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TAGS: 505 Games, Naughty Bear, PS3

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  1. Ugh, it didn’t look pretty from what I saw but I feared it was short and empty.

  2. very nice review. i was thinking of getting this (it reminded me of the punisher on the original xbox) but after reading this i will not only avoid the game, but i’ll pretend it never even existed :D

  3. Too late for me, I just got the game and i’m very dissapointed. The only good part in the game is how you kill the bears, cause it’s brutal, but thats about it..

  4. Dude where you high when you where playi
    ng this?
    1.the camera only resets when you push the left stick
    2.maybe the only reason you found the game boring was because you always just ran up to a bear and mashed the attach button instead of sabotaging and scaring.
    3.just because you set up a trap doesnt mean you have to wait there all day watching it you can just leave and if a bears caught you will get a popup.
    4.there are lots of costumes in the game with there own skills
    5.if you saw someone run up to a knife with you would you run away? and if he came back later but you had a gun would you shoot him?
    6.and the multiplayer is good if you actually even tried playing it.

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